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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

How do you justify a burnout break in interviews? I expec them (interviewers) to be as inhumane as possible.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Trained other skills.

Don't mention it was gaming skills, lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Volunteered abroad. Good luck with them checking.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

In foreign nations, all virtual ones

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Honestly, I don't have a technical background at all, my background is social work and physical security. I have always gotten approval by telling people I got a lucky hit in the stock market and used that money to float while I looked for other opportunities. It is true, but about three jobs ago. Still works though!