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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Starting a project early enough to deploy on time is a management responsibility.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Best I can do is add 3 tickets during Monday's scrum

("What do you mean your tickets slipped again?)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yall aren't being told to write your own tickets?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Nah we get given tickets.

The tickets only have an ambiguous title, then it's our responsibility to figure out what it's about and come up with the estimates.

After our weekly planning meeting