Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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They exorcise!

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They gotta stay in shape somehow .. I hear they eat a lot of ice scream. 😱

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is their favorite flavor boo-berry?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably. That was my ex ghoulfriend’s favorite at least. 😭

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know how that goes. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I appreciate it. Your words of kindness have lift my spirits.