this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2023
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They exorcise!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

That must by why that ghost I know wears a large but is always drawn to a medium.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

The thought of it haunts them

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)

I got it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

(☞゚ヮ゚)☞

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They gotta stay in shape somehow .. I hear they eat a lot of ice scream. 😱

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is their favorite flavor boo-berry?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Probably. That was my ex ghoulfriend’s favorite at least. 😭

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know how that goes. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I appreciate it. Your words of kindness have lift my spirits.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago