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breakpoint
How long can we go
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Citron.
Still plenty of space on my screen.
So much space, don't know why people are complaining
I agree with Steve, it is a good morning.
This is still readable
Yeah but it's difficult to reply at this point.
But on my screen you are slim.
Smol hoi
Help, I'm trapped in the wall
So there was this man in Bulgaria who drove trains for a living.
He loved his job. Driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. He loved to make the train go as fast as possible. Unfortunately, one day he was a little too reckless and caused a crash. He made it out, but a single person died. Well, needless to say, he went to court over this incident. He was found guilty, and was sentenced to death by electrocution. When the day of the execution came, he requested a single banana as his last meal. After eating the banana, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was flown, sparks flew, and smoke filled the air - but nothing happened. The man was perfectly fine.
Well, at the time, there was an old Bulgarian law that said a failed execution was a sign of divine intervention, so the man was allowed to go free. Somehow, he managed to get his old job back driving the train. Having not learned his lesson at all, he went right back to driving the train with reckless abandon. Once again, he caused a train to crash, this time killing two people. The trial went much the same as the first, resulting in a sentence of execution. For his final meal, the man requested two bananas. After eating the bananas, he was strapped into the electric chair. The switch was thrown, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was once again unharmed.
Well, this of course meant that he was free to go. And once again, he somehow managed to get his old job back. To what should have been the surprise of no one, he crashed yet another train and killed three people. And so he once again found himself being sentenced to death. On the day of his execution, he requested his final meal: three bananas.
"You know what? No," said the executioner. "I've had it with you and your stupid bananas and walking out of here unharmed. I'm not giving you a thing to eat; we're strapping you in and doing this now." Well, it was against protocol, but the man was strapped in to the electric chair without a last meal. The switch was pulled, sparks flew, smoke filled the room - and the man was still unharmed. The executioner was speechless.
The man looked at the executioner and said, "Oh, the bananas had nothing to do with it. I'm just a bad conductor.
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This comment has the same colour as the last one or the colour is not visible on the screen at least
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Almost there
It makes a pretty rainbow.
Had to go landscape mode to reach this point
Hello I'm using Connect am I allowed here?
A friend of the rainbow is a friend of the world
Here's my contribution to this thread.
This was the one that "broke" it for me. Letters were only halfway visible and I had to landscape mode. Oddly enough, I was unable to get the landscape button to show up by rotating my phone per usual. Had to go in my pulldown menu. Might be an android update bug, idk. Samsung note 20, android 13. On Voyager 1.11.3.
Landscape saved me from infinite scrolling
Landscaping more rainbow down below.
It is possible to read the replies by opening them in a browser or by replying to them
I am on Sync and there is still some screen space left on my device. ๐คฃ
I really like the rainbow in the browser on pc.
We must dig deeper for more rainbow
Oh god please make it stop
This is the one that was a single column of letters on my phone. If you haven't yet changed your settings to have less padding between comments you may want to. I appreciated the shaggy dog story on the way down here too.
Sorry, nothing to see. Just go on!
๐ all the way across the screen
Brings a tear to my eye!
Not even half way in landscape mode, keep pushing!
Hey dawg, I heard you like rainbows...
So close to a full rainbow now
A couple comments more and I'll be reading this on a teletype machine
Y
sequel
Cmon guys keep pushing through!
This was the one that "broke" it for me. Letters were only halfway visible and I had to landscape mode. Oddly enough, I was unable to get the landscape button to show up by rotating my phone per usual. Had to go in my pulldown menu. Might be an android update bug, idk. Samsung note 20, android 13. On Voyager 1.11.3.
Just gonna squeeeeeeeeeze in here too. How many more can we fit in?
I couldn't even read your username, and can only see your comment in the reply box
#DID SOMEBODY SAY SPERM?
But still possible.
On boost, the lines just stop
i just see lines now, there are no comments
Nice