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[–] [email protected] 159 points 2 years ago (4 children)

But also, like, dancing with your friends shouldn't ruin your future because your school system imposes their religious values as a moral "code".

[–] [email protected] 131 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A PUBLIC school system. Parents should sue the absolute fuck out of the school for using religion to justify a punishment.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Assumed it was a christian school based on her comment. A public school pulling this is absolutely unacceptable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Yup I hope they bring up a legal case against the school and principal.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We must destroy religion. They won't stop shoving it down our throats

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

hard agree some poor kid getting molested by a priest praying to cold dead silence... either gods sending kidfuckers to earth or he's just standing by and watching it happen. I feel like churning down a burch

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The church blames gay people for child rape while they add another file to the secret filing cabinet where they keep all the coverup records

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

100% agree kids should be allowed to be kids and do things like dance and have fun. Reminds me of back in the day comments like "leave room for Jesus" when dancing and "Rock n roll is from the devil" its fricking 2923 keep your religion out of my life