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[-] [email protected] 86 points 2 years ago

Riker = Horny, trombonist, scolds you for believing fake stories

Picard = Likes tea, traumatized by patio lights

Janeway = Murderous criminal

Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

That about covers it.

[-] [email protected] 77 points 2 years ago

Don't forget the suffering Irishman.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 2 years ago

That’s not really science fiction though.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Here's the thing about science fiction. It is just regular fiction set in the future.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Steampunk has entered the chat

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

What’s fictional about a suffering Irishman?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Well since the Irish reunification of 2024... [the remainder of this post has been removed at the request of the British government]

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Just a normal picture of a man using his laser razor. Gotta get a nice shave before his duty shift.

[-] [email protected] 37 points 2 years ago

Also all characters of all Star Trek shows are portrayed by Jeffrey Combs only.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

It's a popular one-man show that's been on since 1966.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I’d unironically love to watch a Jeffrey Combs episode. Credit him as writer and producer etc for bonus Combs.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago

She’s not a murderous criminal. She’s magnificent.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I forgot about this lol, it was a great episode

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Was watching it again not too long ago. Such a fucking amazing episode

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

This gives me the urge to watch it now

I must resist and be productive

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I want to know how many takes were used for the, "Yes, ma'am, his army of evil," bit. I always crack when he says it.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Oh the little briefing room bit when they're explaining to Janeway? I'm pretty sure you can see Chakotay in the background just barely keeping it together.

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I kid, Janeway was pretty cool ~~as long as she had coffee~~

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I like your funny words, space man

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

You forgot Janeway's coffee obsession and Data's obsession with stand-up comedy

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

About her coffee obsession... let's just say it wasn't just coffee in that cup.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

she either had tuvix or kim tears in there too

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Splitting Tuvix increased her supply by 50%!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don't forget

Emperor Philippa Georgiou = Ruthless mommy in BDSM attire.

Data = Pinocchio with dysfunctional family trauma

Geordie = "Nice guy" with holo-waifu

Ro Laren = The cool rebel with daddy issues

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Londo = space Hitler

... Shit, wrong magazine.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Garek - insidious plotting / assassination / fashion advice

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Sisko = The cooler murderous criminal

Come on now, The Thong Song isn't that bad.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Um . . Don’t make me ask

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Archer is a dog loving goofball who just is confused that he has the job.

Burnham is from some weird non-canon antifan fiction.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Jonathan only has the job because his dad built the engine. Nepotism rears it’s ugly head once again.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Was Johnathon the second choice until the first choice guy died in a test flight, or did that appear to me in a dream?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Jonathan Archer and AG Robinson were both in the NX test pilot program. AG was the prime candidate for captaincy but was passed over for Jonathan 6 months before launch date. AG died afterwards while climbing a mountain. He was going to be captain of NX-02 Columbia but died before she launched.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Archer is a secret agent who is afraid of alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurysms. Burnham is a guy who healed the world with comedy from his bedroom.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Janeway - murderous coffee-addicted criminal

Sicko - murderous Klingon coffee-addicted criminal

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Lmao fucking autocorrect

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