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Israel Military Reports It Was You, The Reader, Who Blew Up Hospital (www.theonion.com)

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GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Because people still defend them and deny their eyes and ears. I was literally arguing with a tankie earlier who still denies that Hamas did it and still claims that a quintillon innocent Palestinian kids died in the missile strike that flattened the hospital. They don't care what is true. Their only and ultimate criteria of morality is "Israel bad" and "US bad" which means reality doesn't matter.