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Microsoft develops ultra durable glass plates that can store several TBs of data for 10000 years::Project Silica’s coaster-size glass plates can store unaltered data for thousands of years, creating sustainable storage for the world

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[–] [email protected] 107 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Archeologist in 1000 years: "this glass has some interesting etching, must have had some religious significance.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Turns out to be the lewd anthropomorphic creatures glass plate

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Maretility Rituals

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Just petabytes of porn

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Archaeologist in 1005 years: "We have translated the folder names on this glass storage device! The writings within refer to a important man named "Brazzers", and there is another folder full of his correspondence to his "step sister" and someone named "Milf".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The Prime Ejaculator

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

"There is only the true religion of the Void, these heretic artifacts must be destroyed"

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