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[–] [email protected] 100 points 2 years ago (5 children)

i do the same thing. its called Murphy's law :D

[–] [email protected] 135 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know what you're doing but I can't help myself. It's Cunningham's law.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cole's Law: if there's a salad, I want that one.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Brannigan’s Love is like Brannigan’s cole slaw, wet and chunky.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Took me a minute to realize this was a pun... shame on me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Cole's law is best with a burger.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I'll be honest you almost for me

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ahem, it’s called Poe’s law

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

They're Super Cereal

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah thats called laws of thermodynamics! And they were made up by Elvis together with is homy Obama (the guy without last name) who were known for their contributions to biology

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Are you talking about uncle Obama, well known for his banana?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)