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[–] [email protected] 123 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The news here is that they are putting psychics on the fucking news, wtf

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

News

Fox news

One of these is not like the other

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

More like Faux News

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I read this headline yesterday and it made me think of a time when California Psychics had commercials all over the place. A few hours later, I saw a California Psychics commercial on prime time NBC. The world is getting dumberer by the minute.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn, I haven't thought of those commercials in ages. What a throwback!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Well every late night memory of Miss Cleo has now fired.

"CALL ME NAO!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

AHHHHHH THAT WAS IT!!!

I was going to make the joke too but I couldn't remember her name!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

As an outsider

World ~~USA~~

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Must be all that lead

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I think you mean cinnamonious.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

More empirical than their usual analysis.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And History Channel is running Ancient Aliens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Network was a documentary. Remember that the "TV Generation" that they talk about in that movie are the Boomers.