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Every goddamn time (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Be sure to wear a hoodie in a dark room so that you can hack faster.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Don't forget the green font.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

With blue lettering projected onto your face, even though it doesn't match what is on the monitor in front of you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

and it has to scroll so fast that nobody can read it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

But, make sure that if you pause it, it's part of the Linux kernel source -- the most hacker-seeming stuff out there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago