this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2024
394 points (100.0% liked)

Dad Jokes

17069 readers
335 users here now

Description

This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

Rules

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 

The nurse asked the rabbit, "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a type O," he replied.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No, it is zero, because it behaves neutral towards A and B.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

No, at one point a German physician suggested using zero, as it contains no antigens. But Karl Landsteiner, who proposed the eventual system that would come to be used around the world, suggested "O" for "ohne," meaning "without"--as in, without antigens.

[–] bewarethepizza 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How can you be so wrong in one sentence

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Watch this:

The quick dog jumps over the lazy brown fox.

[–] bewarethepizza 1 points 1 year ago

This hurt my brain.