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This wouldn't pass PR review and automated tests, unless they were a senior dev and used elevated privileges to mess with things behind the scenes.
It's bold to assume those exist. Maybe there's a reason the coworker left
SVN has legit use cases still though. Git LFS is not or just barely supported in a lot of industries.
rand()will be infrequent< 10(at least ten in 2^15 times, if not exponentially more), so automated tests are likely to pass. If they don't, they're likely to pass on the second try, and then everyone shrugs and continues. If it's buried in 500 other lines, then it's likely the code reviewer will give it all a quick scan and say "it's fine". It's the three line diffs that get lots of scrutiny.In other words, you seem to have a lot more faith in the process than I do.
rand will be called every time true is used, which could be hundreds of times for all we know
If it's a 16-bit integer platform, it might hit every once in a while.
If it's a 32-bit integer platform, it'll hit very rarely.
If it's a 64-bit integer platform, someone would have to do the math with some reasonable assumptions, but I wouldn't be surprised if it would never hit before the universe becomes nothing but black holes.
Write a 5 line PR and receive 5 comments. Write a 500 line PR and receive no comments.
lgtm
Attn: security team
Hi,
I think someone on Lemmy has hacked into every work environment I've ever coded in
It works on my machine, most of the time.
you'd be surprised what slips through review