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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (5 children)

This is why we need seal clubbing

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t know. They stay out too late, get way too drunk and make a terrible racket when they get home.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you provide evidence of one time this has ever happened in your area?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I constantly see ads for hot tight seals in my area.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear...

Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done to you?

I'm just curious if you have any sources to back up your opinion that seal lions need clubbing.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Fair enough, could you club me instead?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Beat and kill them while they're young and innocent before they become well informed, intelligent adults that can counter and challenge your firmly held beliefs?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

IM GONNA CLUB THIS SEAL TO MAKE A BETTER DEAL