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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Bald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Attacking a hairstyle is such a weird thing. Big compensation vibes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

People have been taking the piss out of other people's hair since the stone age, what's weird about it?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

People have been bashing other people's heads since the stone age, what's weird about it?

I don't really care if they take the piss but the original comment seems to be the type to say "stop having fun" and I'm taking the piss out of him

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Maybe they have hair loss and like the way they look with a beard. Everything doesn't have to mean something else. It's not your style obviously, but no need to be judgemental.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel very personally attacked

You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey man don't hate on the Mr. Clean fit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Point taken but you gotta be ripped to rock that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If you don't mind going full camp instead, Tom Allen looks pretty good with a stubble. (Does look weird when fully shaven, I'll give you that).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

For a head? Probably the bowling ball

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"Huge tits with an ugly face/makeup with no tits? big compensation vibes!"

See how that's a braindead take?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If I didn't have a beard I look like a q-tip. Not my fault I didn't have hair on the top.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The beard is there to hide the jawline. The baldness is because bald.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Men don't go bald, their hair just migrates south for the winter.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I appreciate that you're able to read an opinion and simply provide your own, without being personally offended and feeling a need to assert your perceived moral righteousness.

I wish you the best of luck in finding a bearded bald dude that you like.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I just tend to associate this style with right-wingers at least in my area, so I distance myself a bit.

Personally I think the long beard look is unkempt and a bit of a fad and a bitch to deal with from a functional standpoint; meanwhile it looks like they're about to fly to Afghanistan to join the Taliban. To each their own though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Are you messing with the fantasy dwarves?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Haha, my favorite description of that style is "wearing your hair upside-down"