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MASSIVE Dwarven energy. This image is the closest you're going to get to seeing a bunch of children of the mountain sitting in their tavern, discussing their metalworking (hobby cars and bikes) and drinking brews that could atomize a human liver with a single sip.
Anyways I think these guys are cool
Not my scene but I’m not hating on them
Rock and stone
Dwarves wouldn't cut their hair like that
POV : You are overpriced artisional consumer product that has been locally produced.
POV: You are a burger with $2 worth of ingredients sold for $15 and served on a wooden plank
I mean at this point with inflation I think that's just a big Mac on a McDonald's chip board table.
So true.
These are also the guys that brew my coffee and look at me weird if I put cream in it.
I am on their side. Do what you want, it's your coffee, you have to like it, but we do what we want, we silently judge.
In a peak hipster move, they’re all married to each other to get a tax break on the most expensive loft in the Greenpoint neighborhood in Brooklyn.
They keep insisting it’s totally ironically though and they’re, in fact, not gay.
They also probably run their own men’s skincare line, with names like “Face Mud” and “Beard Grease” as not to offend anyone’s “masculinity”, but it’s actually very fancy and couture with organic, fair-trade ingredients, produced by hand, on their roof.
They all have names like Jasper or Hamilton and will name their pets Bill Furray or Adolf Kitler.
"Monogamy? In this economy?"
In the best of NYC tradition, they’re all committing benefits fraud by registering each other with the city as dependants so they all collect $5K/month in SNAP and $2K/month in Cash Assistance. Each. Their loft is rent controlled, and the city pays 100% of rent and utilities. They all have free health insurance, paid by the city of New York.
Ok, that bald dude is ROCKING the look.
Bald with a huge beard is such a weird look. Big compensation vibes.
Attacking a hairstyle is such a weird thing. Big compensation vibes.
People have been taking the piss out of other people's hair since the stone age, what's weird about it?
People have been bashing other people's heads since the stone age, what's weird about it?
I don't really care if they take the piss but the original comment seems to be the type to say "stop having fun" and I'm taking the piss out of him
Maybe they have hair loss and like the way they look with a beard. Everything doesn't have to mean something else. It's not your style obviously, but no need to be judgemental.
I feel very personally attacked
You see, the beard not only hides part of my face (which doesn’t hurt), it also provides a visual contrast that without hair on my head is sorely missing. Completely shaven looks like a weird human bowling ball, all smooth and featureless.
Hey man don't hate on the Mr. Clean fit
Point taken but you gotta be ripped to rock that
If you don't mind going full camp instead, Tom Allen looks pretty good with a stubble. (Does look weird when fully shaven, I'll give you that).
What's weirder, a bowling ball, or a bowling ball with a beard
For a head? Probably the bowling ball
"Huge tits with an ugly face/makeup with no tits? big compensation vibes!"
See how that's a braindead take?
If I didn't have a beard I look like a q-tip. Not my fault I didn't have hair on the top.
I think its hot.
I appreciate that you're able to read an opinion and simply provide your own, without being personally offended and feeling a need to assert your perceived moral righteousness.
I wish you the best of luck in finding a bearded bald dude that you like.
The beard is there to hide the jawline. The baldness is because bald.
Men don't go bald, their hair just migrates south for the winter.
I just tend to associate this style with right-wingers at least in my area, so I distance myself a bit.
Personally I think the long beard look is unkempt and a bit of a fad and a bitch to deal with from a functional standpoint; meanwhile it looks like they're about to fly to Afghanistan to join the Taliban. To each their own though.
Nobody told these gents that there is such a thing as having too much personality.
No such thing. Live out loud, grow a big beard if you want.
Personally I feel like the guy taking the photo and the bald guy might be nice to hang out with based on vibes
Guy in the beard in the bottom left corner pulling some serious Ian Mythic Quest vibes
Beards are ruined now for a spell. I should shave mine.
Nah, just don't trim it and let it get proper bushy
Me and the boys