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Urea works as a fertilizer!
The acidity is sometimes a problem tho.
If you want to use urine as a fertilizer it should be diluted and spread out.
But anyway, a quick Google search says urine ranges from 4 to 8 pH. Unless you're peeing in the same spot every day I highly doubt it would be much of a problem.
I pour milk on top of it no worries
Sounds delicious
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A family friend shared 2 problems she's been dealing with since moving into her house:
I pointed out that clearly they need to be using the septic to fertilize the flower beds to solve both problems but for some reason she didn't like that idea...
What kind of issue would require you to pump your septic every 3 weeks? Taco bell?
That's a damn good question that I do not have an answer to. I don't speak with this person at all, and this was the first time my wife had spoken to them in years so we may never know
The effluent filling up the leach field, then the tank, then the house, due to the surrounding clay preventing it from draining quickly enough.