If I ever make it to the point where I have a removedin' deck overlooking some fine wilderness then you're damn right I'm gonna piss off it.
this post was submitted on 30 Mar 2024
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I'm curious what word you tried to use. I didn't think "fuck" was filtered on dot ml.
"Bitchin'"?
Does ml auto-censor posts for mildly spicy language or something?
Yeah it’s a pretty pathetic community.
Anything that could be remotely considered a slur.
Not swears, just slurs
Including the literal scientific name for a female dog. .ml is a joke.
I mean, I can think of plenty of slurs with innocuous origins. It's about how they're used.
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I think you give the nannies at .ml too much credit.
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Y'all are some of the most anti-control people around, and then... use an instance that heavily censors the naughty words you can say.
It’s weird how that works huh? Wouldn’t wanna upset anybodies fee fees
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what the hell did he do to piss off a deck ? did he expose it to the sun without regular maintenance ?
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Man who piss into wind, gets wet.
"I see," said the blind man, pissing into the wind. "It's all coming back to me now."
”I see," said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
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Ok, I didn't get it when I thought they meant not making the deck angry, and I still don't get what I'm supposed to be seeing here.
The footprints in the snow that show he was still pissing off the deck.
My only question is why does she care?
Maybe she doesn't want her deck to smell like piss
He is pissing off the deck. And no the ground won't start smelling like piss from that lol
Depends where the last few drops go.
You'd have to have quite a lot of last few drops to smell up the place. Or some ridiculously potent piss.
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Urinating in the bathroom sink 🤤.
*kitchen sink
For when the one bathroom is already being used and ya gotta go.
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I can't imagine what kind of a trash human just pisses all over his own yard like a dog. Talk about having no regard for even your own home and any pride for it.
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That's his land. He can piss on it if he wants. He's just marking his territory.
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Why the deck mad, bro?
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