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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No, that's a compliment.

You're thinking of soft fabric you put down over hard flooring. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It really ties the room together.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No that's a carpet. You're thinking of a griddle bread that's commonly served with tea in the UK.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

No, that's a crumpet. You're thinking of enumerating things

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Which reminds me, how is your mother doing lately?