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Probably the wrong meme format (programming.dev)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Let's reinvent java bytecode but... different

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wasm code (binary code, i.e. bytecode) is intended to be run on a portable virtual stack machine (VM)

WASM wikipedia

Java bytecode is the instruction set of the Java virtual machine (JVM), crucial for executing programs written in the Java language and other JVM-compatible languages

java bytecode

Need I say more?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Anti Commercial AI thingy

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Please do say more because I don’t think the argument you’re trying to make is coming across clearly. Obviously your intelligence is at a level far higher than us low-iq plebs, and we need your brilliant mastery of these topics to be poetically spelled out for us. For we are not worthy otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are you not getting?

Anti Commercial AI thingy

CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

In all seriousness, everything. You post two out-of-context quotes from two different websites, but put no actual effort into tying them together and explaining your position on either side, and expect us to read your mind and agree with you. It’s a bad faith comment that exudes arrogance.