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Those cans would definitely explode rather than just melt.
There’s no juice can in the world that would melt at 500F. Even lead doesn’t melt that low. I think the person that wrote this might have been lying on the internet.
B- But people don't lie on the internet,that would be just cruel 😞
You'd be hard pressed to find a single instance of this.
Melting is not literally the correct word in terms of the cans themselves, but the author mentions them hissing.
Presumably the cans would be boiling, hissing and frothing juice out of the seams, which would be expanding and worsening rather rapidly, creating a heated can of juice boiling over and basically appearing to be melting, covered in liquid and froth, even though the cans themselves are not literally melting.
They might have actually exploded though, at least the better sealed ones, at some point.
ZE JUIZ BURST IN THE OVEN WHY WHY ARE THEY THERE
Hopefully this (ancient) OP did not explode any juice.
My horrible, overactive imagination told me that the cans would explode while being removed from the oven and flash-boil the superheated apple juice as it was released, spraying people with a very sticky, very hot syrup that could not be easily washed or wiped away, as one would regular apple juice.
I doubt it could actually go from superheated apple juice to a maple-syrup consistency napalm, but my brain don’t care about logic.
Totally fair and fine to not totally logically engage with a fucking 4chan post rofl, thats probably actually good for your mental health.
I am just pedantic by way of autism =p
Also, were the cans of juice to flash boil and explode at the exact time the oven was opened, spraying everyone with like 400 to 500 degree syrup... that'd almost be as bad as the fucking deep fryer scene from Watchmen, that'd be fucking horrifically painful and could blind you :X
My thoughts too
Lying on the internet to make an antisemitic joke, which has been screenshotted and posted on our progressive comfy corner of the web
i hope i'm not the only person to report this, anyone posting anything with a smiling nazi is not our friend, dont fall for it.
Is this antisemetic? I feel its more “anti” german more?
I don't see it either, but I'm sure the .ml gentleperson is only too psyched to explain.
Man, I have known German exchange students from my college days, they were more progressive than I was at the time and actually helped put me on a path toward becoming significantly more leftist today, and even a few of them would make self deprecating nazi jokes of themselves when they found out my gf at the time was half Jewish.
We all laughed, had a good time, and passed around our boot of lager.