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I like "orphanize" - one of those things that shouldn't be a word, but is!
umbilicalCord.cut()NGL, Orphaniser or Orphanizer sounds like one hell of a metal band name
Alternatively a depressingly realistic look at the consequences of war for non-participating children, couched in the veneer of an 80s Sci-Fi movie.
"YOUR PARENTS WILL NOT BE BACK"
Or a Shark Tank-style infomercial product. "It's The Orphanizer, From Ronco!"
What would it do? Delete all memories of a childs parents from their brain, making them think they've been orphans all along?
Seems like it'd be easier and more honest to have it just kill the parents.
I assumed it's something parents buy for their children.