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[–] [email protected] 58 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well what if I need to prove my dick is tiny tho?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Stop body shaming

I'll never stop calling you fuckers out on it

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's a joke. And it's metaphorical more than anything else. I have no desire to care about the size of anyone's penis. The idea is that they are compensating for something, and those dudes are the ones who actually do care about that shit

In the same vein, things can "suck dick" without it mattering who sucks dick and any value judgments were placed on that in the past. It's an expression.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

So you body shame women too or just men? Lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Weird question. Why not read replies if you're gonna pretend to care?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I read it, but I just don't know how to reply to your mental gymnastics

In the same vein, things can “suck dick” without it mattering who sucks dick and any value judgments were placed on that in the past. It’s an expression.

How is this the same vein as making fun of someone's appearance? You have a choice to suck dick lmao. It feels so stupid to even type this out, that's why I didn't take the bait

So what situations is it acceptable to make fun of how women look if this is so nuanced?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

...I never said there was nuance. It's pretty simple. If someone chooses to be a shithead you can use their insecurities against them.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Comments like this is what turns regular people "off" of the left.

It's a fucking joke, not everything needs white knighting.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

It's still body shaming, though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So do you think that all of the following are true?

  1. I have actual evidence that men who drive trucks have small penises
  2. I care about the size of their penises

If both were true, congratulations, you would have successfully found someone body shaming. Since neither are true (obviously), you found jack shit but sounded pompous anyhow

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You're really passionate about shaming people for their physical shortcomings (ba dum tss). I suggest you invest that energy into becoming a less toxic person.

https://www.kcl.ac.uk/penis-size-shaming-is-still-too-normalised.-its-time-to-talk-about-it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

What a weirdo. I guess tells us your size, or that you have a big redneck truck. Both?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Don't label me left wing lmao

I'm just a decent enough person to not make people feel bad about things they have zero control over

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Honestly the older I get I kinda agree. Like the same as something being gay in place of lame.

But gosh it does pack a punch. What is another thing we could say that summarizes what we're trying to get across so succinctly without having to act like we have a psychology degree?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah in 10 years this will be totally unacceptable and cringe

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Well, there's no time like the present

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's only body shaming if they actually have small penises

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It's only body shaming is they care.

Speaking as an Asian in a honky dong world: even if I gave a shit there's nothing I can do about it. Shame away, kings

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Couple things super quick. 1) nothing screams "I don't care" like fighting someone for several lengthy replies and

  1. the insecurity about your race is gonna turn women off way more than your size.
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

When did I ever say only femmes are tasting my lumpia? C'mon, homie. My diminutive oriental dingus is less lonely than you think.

I've never had a problem with my race. Reading your weird rebuttal makes me feel downright chauvanistic. 2 quips is "several lengthy replies" if you're not genetically predisposed to be good at math, i guess

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Bruh I got you and rab mixed up. This is why I try not to comment once my ADHD meds wear off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I just want to repeat the phrase "honky dong." Thank you.