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[–] [email protected] 126 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Project wiki >>>>>>>>...>>>>> discord >> communication via carrier pigeons

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think you're being a little unfair, communication via carrier pigeons is a valid solution as it outpaces IPv4/IPv6 carriers to this day

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I did find a wikipedia article to that, and it still seems legitimately more sensible than using Discord for any reason other than gaming-related peer pressure

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On one hand pigeons are cute...

And I don't think there's anything on the other hand.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

That would also be on the hand with the pigeons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are a wiki and a discord mutually exclusive? They seem to fill very different roles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

They also seem to be mutually exclusive considering how much more prevalent Discord seems to be.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

while yes, there are many BETTER alternatives already disponible

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then it sounds like all that's left to do is get 150 million people to use them.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Then don't brag about being 100% FOSS supporter...

Also 150M people may use it, 8 billion people can't index it or do an advanced search, so fuck them.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

then don't brag about being 100% FOSS supporter

You are literally doing exactly what the meme was about lol. A discord alternative may simply not be a viable alternative for their needs, if no one is using it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

First of all, public forums are a thing, they work flawlessly and provide information to people without needing to sign in, which is my top issue with Discord. And why I actually want FOSS.

Among other things, some I already mentioned, Discord isn't even all that big, you can say Facebook has 3 bil users, let's all go there.

But the meme is about people who can't escape, avoiding Discord is not only possible, but specifically for support advisable, and I would argue that it's not even that hard.

I personally have used Discord about three times before I just selfhosted Jitsi. Never understood why people want to use it so much. For chat I use Matrix since 2018.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Public forums serve a different purpose to a live chat. Actually what I'm seeing a lot in the comments is people making assumptions about what the purpose of the discord server is, and from those assumptions then conclude that it would be easy to use something else. Some assume that they use it for documentation (???), some assume it's for technical support. But usually what I see, is that these kinds of servers are just an attempt to build a community. And for building a community in the tech space, discord has by far the biggest user base for a chat solution (unless you really think there are more target audience using Facebook messenger, than discord?)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I have no idea what kind of software this even is, so possibly could be better to use Facebook for all I care.

You can build community everywhere, and I have no idea why are people acting like Discord is the best place for it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, you catch more flies with honey than vinegar. These individuals annoying people over stuff like this is like trying to criticize a smoker until they quit.

They know open source or free software is supposed to be better for you but there are legitimate reasons to keep using the propertary software.

Also I have no issue with proprietary software so long as they provide a quality service and respect my privacy/rights as a customer. Given an opportunity to pay for good software I always try to, even if the only option is to donate.

Also if you have a fairly big community having a professional team to handle any issues you have in a timely and professional manner is pretty important. I can't tell you how many times I tried to report a bug that makes the software unusable and the maintainer says "huh, what are you talking about." and ghosts me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why stop there? Do the open source apps you're advocating run on Windows or Nvidia drivers? You could get upset about them too, because they're also one step removed from something closed source.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do they allow you to use Windows and NVidia or do they require you to use those?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The software in the screenshot doesn't require you to use Discord, but that's not good enough there.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

What? What specifically are you responding to?

None of this made any sense in this context. Are you replying to the correct post?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

People did improve society, they made Matrix and XMPP.

The seatbelts already exist, you just need to use them.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is the worst use of this meme I have ever seen.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Matrix really isn't that hard.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, but you're gonna scare away a lot of people who don't wanna bother with it

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

If you don't do what you preach I don't respect you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

How can someone be this stupid to think this comic fits here?