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Superman ice cream could kick their ass.
Superman ice cream probably tastes as bland as the hero
Why is everyone always simping for the billionaires?
You mean you don't crave the experience of consuming the face of a billionaire?
Now I want some ice cream shaped like Bezos or Musk or Zuckerberg. I just want to lick their face.
Something tells me Zuck might be down with that.
Lizards have to lick their eyes. Dont do a favor for the Zuck
I think it would be more sexual than utilitarian for him.
https://eattherichpopsicles.com/
Come on, he’s the best kind of billionaire! Fictional
There are no good billionaires.
I guess you hate everyone in early-2000s Zimbabwe?
They are the absolute worst and I don't care what you have to say about hyper-inflation.
A hero like Batman is at least plausible in the real world, if at bit exaggerated... It's something you could hope to be.
Superman's just pure science fiction. It's not as relatable.
Becoming a trust fund billionaire seems as unlikely as being able to fly.
It's definitely not likely; but unlike Supermans powers, becoming something like Batman is actually within the relm of possibility.
have you tried reincarnating?
((EAT THE RICH))
I think the Batman ice cream would taste better with prep time.
But can it beat Goku ice cream????
Its calories are over 9000!
Batman ice cream always has a plan for kicking Superman ice cream's ass.
"Do you melt?"
Oh fuck we're talking about Superman ice cream? I love this shit