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[–] [email protected] 77 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reject whale, join the kubernetes cluster.

We have fully automated gay space crashloopbackoff!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Absolutely the best kind of space crashloopbackoff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Reject kubernetes, join the Juju cluster.

We have "save your wallet hundreds of thousands by not automatically spinning up a crapton of resources if your app does an oopsie"! And we have "simply run on any public cloud or in your own datacenter with MAAS or locally with LXD"!