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[–] [email protected] 65 points 11 months ago (5 children)

What’s the opposite of eating the onion? When you read something and assume it must be the onion, because it sounds so dumb. Once onion biter, twice shy?

[–] [email protected] 57 points 11 months ago (2 children)

This is the guy who recently suggested that using an electric battery on a boat would lead you to get eaten by a shark.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And that magnets don't work after they get wet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Fucking magnets, how do they work?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Trump likes his magnets like he likes his women: bone dry and unable to escape.

[–] RamblingPanda 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well, did you try? I didn't, and I've not been sharkuterie'd yet.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I once rode in a battery-powered canoe on a lake and had waves smash me into some rocks and all I got was shit in my pants

[–] RamblingPanda 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

No, more like a shark fart, AKA a shart..

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I would eat that

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

Hoping in humanity?

[–] RamblingPanda 1 points 11 months ago

Ate the Trump steak.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Shoving the onion up your ass