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[–] [email protected] 71 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Groan tube

Not seen one of those in years

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (9 children)

Probably banned for kids now because someone determined it would damage their ego or something. I always say the era of good toys ended when Tonka started making plastic vehicles. Somehow LEGO still got through the purging, barely. How a destroyer of feet still exists in today's fragile world is perplexing.

[–] [email protected] 98 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Yeah, I'm old. I also had better toys than kids these days, and they don't even realize it.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 10 months ago

Do you honestly think that’s because all the older toys got banned and not largely because toy companies sell whatever makes them the most money?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 months ago

You played with toys as a kid? Back in my day kids worked. You little pansy

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You had better toys because y’all’s generations sacrificed your children at the altar of capitalism.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nah, Gen-X here. That's our parents and grandparents, brainwashed into the cult of Edward Bernays. The place was already doomed long before we got here.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

The people currently fucking up everything right now in ways that boomers could only dream of are very much gen-x. The main exception being Zuckerberg who's already a millennial.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

Well it's a good thing you're here to make sure they know then. Otherwise they might enjoy themselves without ever realizing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

a youth of mumblety peg and lawn darts no doubt

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Do the one about participation trophies!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

Yoo thats a lot of downvotes lol

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

You seem frustrated.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Pretty terrible trolling actually, as it was just a side comment on the slide into acceptance of crap by the masses. If it was trolling because it wasn't funny, then so be it, but that's been a long tradition of humor forums to have commentary that is serious, not funny. I did upset some people, so if that's the bar for trolling, then sure...

But toys were better back then. No one has dismissed that claim, because they know it's true. Sorry.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

"Better" is a loaded word, so maybe explaining how the toys were cheaper, safer, more entertaining or educational would go a long way towards helping you make your point.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I'm not reading that. Piss off already.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago

A groan tube with a poor upbringing who turned to a life of crime

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Legos did, apparently.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

This is Humor. It's supposed to be dark here.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Anyone who brings up legislation to ban Lego withdraws once they realize that they may find a brick in their shoe one day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are legos even that bad? I barely notice when I walk on lego

I thought it was only a joke that legos hurt when stepped on

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Some Legos have weird shapes and a side standing Lego can hurt but I'm just here thinking about people's messy houses that stepping on a Lego is even a possibility.