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Why aren't baby wipers our default?

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

I'd argue, majority of places don't have those. Also I'm talking about the wiping process.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You can order one online for like $35 and install it yourself, it's a real game changer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Not if you're negated to manual work plus having an ant size bathroom.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Naw buddy it's like an attachment onto your existing toilet. You can even get one with hot water for just a lil more if your toilet is close enough to the hot water inlet to the sink.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Some even do instant hot water without needing to be connected to the hot water line!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

It's a hose, how can the room size be a problem?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

To be fair, I honestly don't know the size of your toilet, but I would be rather surprised if it's such a nonstandardized size that you couldn't find a cheap bidet to put on there.

That said, you seem opposed to the very concept of being able to mount a bidet so I think that's your biggest barrier to a cleaner anus.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

It just goes on your toilet seat, it doesn't require much except connecting hoses.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Homie, I have a bathroom that is the literal T from Tetris. I got a bidet installed in mine ezmode.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I can recommend HappyPo, a portable bidet.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Anything portable with the poo theme related is a no for me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I must be using it wrong. It just makes my butt wet, not really easier to wipe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hard to say. I like to lean forward and to the side, lifting one butt cheek off the seat and then I do sploosh with relatively much pressure.

One mistake I've made at first, is to be a bit overzealous with the wiping. In order to be clean, you only need the outside of the sphincter to be clean. Trying to clean beyond there is rather pointless, as that's the inside of your rectum, where your body literally stores shit.
But with toilet paper, you can obviously reach beyond that, which will return a stained toilet paper and make it look like you weren't clean yet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Guess that's the reason.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Use a bidet and never wipe again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don't get this, I've used bidets, it results in a wet ass that I need to dry off with toilet paper which sometimes still shows poop

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I guess keep wiping then. About a month since I installed our bidet and the only time I used paper after about the first week of checking, is at work. And yeah, my asshole is wet after I spray, but it is not like there is water pouring out of it or anything.