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A woman brought her own snacks to Despicable Me 4. Then the police arrived
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 01 Aug 2024
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If you work at a cinema (condolences), and you see someone smuggling snacks in, no you didn't.
See what now?
Exactly
That new Vin Diesel movie. I heard it's got explosions and shit.
A long time ago, as teens, we used to go to the movies quite often. Ofc we didn't buy the local overpriced popcorn but brought our own snacks, smuggling them, all sneaky like. One day the guy who was admitting us in was like "you should just be honest guys - no need to hide them". Of course this was not forever but for a couple of months we could bring inanything because we were not tied by the snacks being hideable.
Upon such bricks a world worth living in can be built.
Here's the deal. If theatres can't survive if I don't like their bad expensive snacks, Hollywood will have to figure something else out. Maybe they'll have to hire the same twenty faces less often, or take a more reasonable cut, who knows. Not my problem.
People not going to the movies because there is no convenient theatre does affect Hollywood.
But action and reaction have a long delay. Don't give up your rights just because a Hollywood exec won't make his bonus this year. You need to cause economic pain for the problem to be fixed.
Will no one please think of the poor shareholders???
When I lived near a cinema like that, I was happy to buy its snacks and even the occasional beer. The snacks were good, and only slightly marked up. They had great taste in film, and tickets were cheap.
It was a good business model, and I supported it. Nowadays it seems they've moved on to higher ticket prices and more "hot" movies. I wish them luck, but I would not likely continue to support them if I was still in their area.
It's a bad business model. The way it's supposed to work is that bad business models die. If that's not how it works anymore, all I can say is that projectors are affordable and you can make really good popcorn with ghee and powdered salt. A little turmeric gives it that yellow color. Enjoy.
Hollywood can do what they did during the pandemic and release everything straight to streaming. Movie theaters are not necessary any more. As a bonus, pirates get to see the best quality versions on the day of release.
I'd love to see more outdoor cinema nights instead. I grew up in an area that did those and it was amazing. I'd even step up to run it, if there was a venue.
I remember going to a drive in movie once when I was a kid. I wish those were still a thing - it was nice to have a big screen, but also some privacy from other people - but alas, technology marches on!
This is why I'm relieved that so many theatres have realized getting a liquor license is the way to go. The profit margins on canned booze sold to captive audience are insane, and then I don't even feel slight guilt about the burgers and fries I smuggled in to munch on! They definitely make enough off the 2-3 beers I'm buying to offset the popcorn I was not going to buy regardless.
I've actually been lucky enough to visit 2 theaters that were basically restaurants. Instead of rows of seats it had booths and tables where the staff would come and take your order. It was typically the "2nd running" of movies (older movies that have been taken out of theaters but not yet released) and would be a double feature for under $10. Definitely was an awesome experience and I hope there still open since this seems like an answer to the whole "we have to sell food at x2 the price" problem.
Went to a cinema experience not so long ago where you could order hot pizza and cold beer via SMS during a movie. It had a whole menu for very reasonable prices. And they delivered right to your seat.
The seats were setup so the staff could sneak through the isles without disturbing the rest of the public.
That sounds fucking AWESOME.
... is it smelly food or something? if not, who cares. There's fewer and fewer people watching movies now anyways why chase them away man ... it's so dumb.
I snuck a whole ass poke bowl in the other day. I tried to sit away from people.
Ehhh if it’s not old, it’s not gonna be smells enough for others a meter away to smell… and if it IS old, not a food idea to eat anyway hahaha
I mean if it was my job then yeah I'd say something. It sucks you can't bring in your own snacks but I'm not risking my job so someone can eat their own Skittles during a movie lol
You could live with that?
Lmao it's someone's movie snacks. They'll live
The snacks aren't the point. Do you have like, aphantasia?
Please do explain your point.
Not that I know of