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Writing C++ is easy. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Then there's Haskell that would remove (well, used to at some point) your source code file if you made any errors: https://gitlab.haskell.org/ghc/ghc/-/issues/163

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

The world's angriest compiler.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So that's what inspired Vigil...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

Vigil deleted a function. Won't that cause the functions that call it to fail?

It would seem that those functions appear to be corrupted as well. Run Vigil again and it will take care of that for you. Several invocations may be required to fully excise all bugs from your code.

Yeah. this bit got me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

When the compiler is being more helpful than you realize.