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[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Of course.... Why wouldn't I?

Wait...Do you believe spreading bad information, or fake news, is justified if it's for something you believe in?

And it's not skepticism, it's a known flaw in that bogus stat. It's not like I'm breaking news here.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure the documented immigrant data is more complete. So my point still stands

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

lol sounds like the responses we get from the Trump campaign.

"naw fuck facts"

American Citizens are more criminally violent than immigrants of any kind.

Stop looking for scapegoats

edit: keep downvoting me instead of proving me wrong, you are just strengthening my argument

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's just as detailed of a reply as I felt your comment was worth.

Your point was not suddenly made valid by some unrelated thing you threw in.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

That is an interesting way of saying you don't have a valid retort.

What do you mean "threw in"? 😂

Look at the chart that I originally commented... I didn't go back and change the image file to make myself right 😆

Are you one of those violent Americans? Maybe we should deport you back to where your ancestors came from

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)