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[–] [email protected] 63 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I was vegan for 8 years and during that time I didn't talk to anyone about it other than to say, "I don't eat that."

I say that to say this - vegans are insufferable and a large reason why I quit the community and went back to omnivore. Even after 8 years, other vegans were still 'more vegan' and would nitpick the dumbest stuff.

"Bro, did you eat a date? That killed a bee or something. Not cool."

Shut up with that. Let me eat my damn fruit.

I was healthier though. But, to be fair, I was younger.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 7 months ago (2 children)

"Bro, did you eat a date? That killed a bee or something. Not cool.”

I'm a level 5 vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Now it reminded me of Vladimir Sorokin's "Horse soup". Time to read it again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Vladimir Sorokin’s “Horse soup”

https://www.bookrags.com/studyguide-horse-soup/#gsc.tab=0

(Reads blurb. What the actual fuck.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

I'm a level 2 proto-vegan, though it's functionally equivalent to a level 8 in normal terms I think.

Anyway, our food is cultivated in an open source orchard (the genomes are all fully sequenced) using plea bargains with the surrounding woodland, where we encourage feral animals to aerate and urinate on the soil and we sensually assist in the procreation of the plant reproduction taking a 1%-5% crop yield over what the flies do not touch.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You know what, it's so much easier to say you're an omnivore and end up eating meat once a year than to say you are a vegan who makes an exception about once a year. The first label would earn you a "wait so you're basically vegan?!" vs "you're not vegan then and you're a dirty cheater".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

exactly. you choose your labels to best express your positions.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

As you might have experienced, it's pretty hard to be vegan in a carnist world. People talk about animal abuse all the time, they confront you all the time, make fun of you. Most don't want to talk about it, they want to shut you up. The hate and ignorance is strong and different people react diffrently to that situation. Some stay quiet, like yourself, some get vocal. Some debate, some get angry. Calling vegans insufferable is like calling gays insufferable, or feminists. Some might be. We have recognized a major injustice and we want to change it.

"Bro, did you eat a date? That killed a bee or something. Not cool."

That's rage bait and you made it up. Why would anyone say that?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

he is confused with figs. which are pollinated by wasps. and some vegans choose to eat them and some don't. it's really not that controversial.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

What in the actual fuck. You are comparing yourself to LBGTQ and what they’ve had to endure???

You think your struggle is anything like feminism???

Maybe throw in some slavery there. Ya know, get all your basis of inappropriate covered.

Might as well go whole ass with the bullshit you’re pulling here.

you are choosing a lifestyle. Not even that. You’re choosing what you consume. That’s it. You are not persecuted for something that is NOT a choice you made. You are NOT being persecute for what appearance you were born into.

It is a far cry from being watched out for and spotted and then targetted to how vegans target others.

Stop appropriating an actual minority group that had to defend their rights just to live with the same rights as others.

You talk like you’re the actual cow getting slaughtered for burgers.

you’re not that cow either.

And you’re not even a good spokesperson for that cow. At best you’re just a shitty white knight. You don’t even care about cows that are getting slaughtered cuz you wouldn’t tank a conversation so badly as you had if you actually gave a fuck and wasn’t just stroking off to your own ego for picking dumb fights with shit ideals about your grandeur. Worst ally ever.