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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm not going to lie, I thought it was going to describe Vance as the AI. I mean he's not as much of a robot as Zuckerberg. He's really more of an extraterrestrial crossed with an abstract concept, which learned about humanity from 50 year old magazines, trying with great difficulty to fit in a human-shaped and ill-fitting suit.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

If that's true, then at least it doesn't take him as much Vaseline to get into the suit as Ted Cruz does.