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[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Violence isn't the answer. You make us look bad.

[–] Celediel@slrpnk.net 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Yes, because taking the "high road" and not "stooping to their level" has gotten us so far.

Fascism only speaks one language, and that language is violence.

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Youre only gonna fuel their claims of our hypocrisy. Legislation also works, but youre too much of a petulant child to go thru the proper channels and thus resort to force just like the ppl you condemn. You make us look bad.

[–] Celediel@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You make us look bad.

Kindly don't lump me in with whatever you think you are. We aren't the same, clearly. Since you want to repeat yourself, I'll do the same.

Fascism only speaks one language: violence.

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Youre right. We’re not the same. You’re a child.

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How's your bar right about now? Is it reiching for the top?

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The Nazi Bar has nothing to do with who you vote for. Its whose presence you tolerate.

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Um, no one said i tolerated them. This is why ppl hate us, bc youre so eager to call them nazis or nazi sympathizers just bc they dont agree with you blindly. You are the worst of us. You make it impossible to want to side with us bc you act like a child.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Its because that ideology comes directly from the Nazis. Thats why I call it that. Its what it is.

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Lmao, we’re gonna continue to lose and it’ll be bc of ppl like you. I literally voted for the dems, and you still want to call me a nazi sympathizer. I hope your daughters go around hitting ppl. With the cops nowadays, and the court system as stacked as it is, they’ll surely go to jail. And they’ll deserve to be there.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just read my other comments. I'm talking about my oldest standing up to the newly emboldened boys she's going to now encounter during the trump presidency when she first starts to become a teenager. You're thinking she's seriously running through the streets punching people, thats my job as an adult when we riot from these shit ass policies ddestroying us.

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Then you'll go to jail. Do you not understand what the police force is nowadays? They'd love to see you locked up and roughed up. You ain't winning nothing that way b/c your type of extremists are on the fringe. Your numbers are always fewer, and your opponents will use the system against you.

And honestly, those that actually want to see a return of balanced political discourse won't back your release. Trust me when I say this, you don't have the influence or force to do anything except make us look bad in the process.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is pointless. Don't rebel if you dont want to.

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Your response isnt just pointless, it’s counterproductive. But do you and watch yourself get handled by the opposition while taking us down in the process.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey, man. You stay in line there. You're too afraid.

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah i go thru legislation. I dont need to resort to force bc i’m not stupid.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Try legislating away your kids coming home and crying from bullies, lemme know how that works out for you and how fast it gets done.

Petitioning a law takes forever, having your kid lunch bullies in the nose is instant and raises moral. But go off on how you legislate away the bullies when they are even more rampant now.

Kids in my town just killed another kid and bragged about it. You bet your ass my kids aren't gonna just be sitting there like that one was. The law hid the killer cause his family gives them money. Things aren't alright like you think they are. The government will not protect your kids.

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You didnt advocate for self defense. You advocated for initiating violence. There’s a diff, but short sightedness probably makes you blind to your own message. Anger will keep you at the bottom, and you deserve it. But at least try not to drag down others while youre at it. It’s common courtesy.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Yeah initiate violence on the people who believe woman should be subjugated by men oh no I'm such a horrible person. You're right. We should allow these people safe spaces where they can objectify women without being brutally beaten to a pulp.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm hardly at the bottom. I did the same for my own friends in school and I dont ever regret standing up for any of them. Evil wins when you are silent. Break a misogynist's nose today.

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Do it. Please. Would rather see you in jail then to see you benefit off of those that do things the mature way. Youre such a loser.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (16 children)

So all of you really just tell your kids to do nothing when they get bullied around? Especially when theres going to be new droves of young misogynistic boys pushing all these girls around? Okay. Call me a loser if it makes you feel better.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They're being sarcastic, and you're being a weak coward that doesn't realize they're accidentally based as hell.

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Have some standards and stop bein a whiny brat. Ther’s a reason why harris conceded, and it’s bc she wants to establish some decorum by bein a good example and not acting like you.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Weak ppl resort to violence bc youre not smart or strong enough for anything else

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

You're the kind of person who pretends they don't know why no one returns from the camps.

Your boos mean nothing, because you will never have the spine to direct them against the people that deserve it.

[–] houstoneulers@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Lol whatever you say, lil napolean