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Boys Inspired to See That Someday They Can Grow Up to Be the Most Powerful Sexual Predator in America (reductress.com)

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (88 children)

Its great, I, personally, am teaching my girls to check other's allegiances and ideologies before they get to know them. If they even lean conservative I've told them its acceptable to clock them in the jaw. Dont associate with conservatives, dont allow them to reproduce, dont give them the comfort of social human connections that everyone needs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (52 children)

Violence isn't the answer. You make us look bad.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (7 children)

Yes, because taking the "high road" and not "stooping to their level" has gotten us so far.

Fascism only speaks one language, and that language is violence.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Compassion and taking the high road does work. It's not a fruitless endeavor

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/inspired-life/wp/2017/10/07/the-ironic-friendship-that-convinced-a-former-neo-nazi-to-erase-his-swastika-tattoos/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4055162/Killing-hatred-kindness-Black-man-convinced-200-racists-abandon-KKK-making-friends-despite-prejudiced-views.html?ITO=1490&ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark