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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can you block me too? I’d hate having to read more hissy fits from such an insufferable ahole like you lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

No one’s making you do anything. Exercise some self-control.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No one’s making you do anything

Just like no one is forcing you to be an ahole, yet here we are ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Exercise and self-control

Said the user cussing out everyone in this thread lmao. The irony is as high as your lack of awareness