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[–] [email protected] 104 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You'll care next time you are buying a toilet seat at Home Depot and the only sizes available is skibidi or Ohio rizz

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Please make clear wich of these only flushes via a subscription App.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's already happening. I was in Walmart today and they had a huge stand with some chocolate advertised by some youtube influencer with a creepy smile. I checked a drawing set and it had a picture with some instagram influencer art as an example. I'm not that old, but I felt really old today.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Good old Jimmy Donaldson

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Jammy Jamaldson

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He doesn't deserve proximity to the word good

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know who that is, but I imagine trump and Jimmy carter had a baby together.

(please don't rectify this)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not rectifying, but absolutely chuckling at your username

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I like to imagine Jimmy is the one giving birth.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The one that says sus no cap

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

fr fr

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What a time to want to die

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

This mornign I heard "Johnny Bagofbullshit, and now this.

My vocabulary grows by leaps and bounds

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How do I know which size will fit my gyatt?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I still haven't figured out what that means. Greatest Yeet All Time Time?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Its a contraction of "God Damn!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

breh no cap ong frfr u a reel one

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I am slightly concerned that I completely understood that sentence...