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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (5 children)

So that's why some "men" piss standing, despite soiling the toilet each.fucking.time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll add that I currently live in a house full of women, I'm the only male and women can absolutely fucking DESTROY bathrooms. I've never cleaned so much piss, beauty care debris, hair and blood in my whole life. Maybe lets chill on the gender bullshit before you get yourself so hyped up you have to retreat to your friendly discord server of mindless, performative people who support your every stupid idea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Whoa, feeling personally attacked?

And stop trying to pull that in a gender thing. I'm only saying, please sit down if it's a toilet, piss standing in a pissoir. Fyi, i have sisters too.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Get your shitty genderwars outa here

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I'm saying don't soil public toilets out of a sense of masculinity or some shit like that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Why do you put men in quotation marks? Almost seems like yer trying to stir up some trouble, pardner.

If the men around you can't aim or clean up after themselves, that's a them problem. And I guess a you problem if you have to deal with it, but even more so if you're too chickenshit to call it out. I've never left a bathroom less clean than when I went in, and a lot of people have this same attitude. A lot don't, but a lot do also.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Those men sound like they:

  1. can't aim
  2. don't lift the seat

That said, I tend to sit out of consideration for my wife, but I'm good about etiquette when in a hurry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

About 1.: it's always good aim until the pressure is gone and you're about to finish.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago