When I inherited my office I also inherited a big underdesk file cabinet. Whoever had it before me must have really loved tape, as it had tons of the stuff, practically glued on by age. It was a long process but I have since fully cleaned it, 100% tape and dust free. It's a small thing but it makes me happy.

Never shave again! Boom problem solved. No way a giant beard could be distracting

Wow I was planning to get that as one of my next perks, thanks for the warning

People always ask "Where is Waldo?" no one ever asks "HOW is Waldo?"

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