[-] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Oh, yeah I think I argued with that guy when I was drunk once. Coolio

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

None of us started drinking more during the pandemic, I swear.

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Kids and their phones (lemmynsfw.com)
submitted 4 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

He passed out playing his favorite game.

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She's a Man Eater! (lemmynsfw.com)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The spots on the Orca aren't actually their eyes. Those are spots on my dogs nose.

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Lies (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The quote is translated and may be apothrical, but the comparison still stands:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Goebbels

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Cuddles (lemmynsfw.com)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Credit to the photographer, "My better half."

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Jail (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

That's our goat run she got herself stuck in

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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

The other day, I made a post about Firefox's web extensions, specifically for YouTube. A lot of people pointed out Mozilla's recent TOS update, which pertains to selling personal data. I noticed there were no suggestions, though. What alternative would you suggest, Lemmy?

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

It can be a bit buggy at times, but when it comes to just playing music with the screen locked, it's perfect.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/video-background-play-fix/

Edit: I forgot to also mention that ad blocker extensions make sailing the seas on mobile much more manageable. Extentions, in general, have been a really nice addition.

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[-] [email protected] 332 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That is not a good choice of words to describe an attractive person's time in jail, lmao. I think they meant "everyone wanted to meet a folk hero and tell the tale, including the guards."

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'Merica (lemmy.world)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Found on Google Maps, reviews in Arizona.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/erMv1m9C3Z4zMUUf8

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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Also, here's an entire LP from 2011 that's too "good" to be true: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHhF7eXU0QSgff5EHhoE3WEy-oM4f_h3t

[-] [email protected] 140 points 6 months ago

Imagine not leaking your confidential information to War of Thunder.

THIS COMMENT WAS SPONSORED BY WAR OF THUNDER

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I added wooden planks to my chicken run's door frame, so mice couldn't get through the gap. Today, I closed my pinky between the door/ pole, chicken wire, and a rough board. The family member that came out to help, brought a drill and revved it a few times. I freaked out and used a marshmallow stick to undo the latch. Also, this is a temporary enclosure for a sick bird.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/547af0c2-cea5-4441-abbb-b9111bf04a99.jpeg

[-] [email protected] 131 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Does anyone know what it says?

Edit: lmaaaoooooo (too lazy to crop)

[-] [email protected] 155 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This is most likely a joke. It hasn't been confirmed if the powder is/ were drugs.

https://112.ua/en/po-moskvi-rozguluvav-robopes-narkokurer-48225

"After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances."

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I took my dogs out (lemmy.world)
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

We have a bobcat. I am scared.

[-] [email protected] 129 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Dude, that's child molestation. "Fast forward 20 years, and I didn't even realize I had the opportunity to be abducted."

[-] [email protected] 170 points 2 years ago

What about banks, real-estate, and just random big companies?

[-] [email protected] 146 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I mean, no joke, a dog whining/ begging is conditioning you.

I am a dog.

I beg. You give me food. I look cute.

I beg. You don't give me food. I cry.

Next time I beg, will you give me the food?

Probably.

After that: I look cute. You give me food.

Congratulations, you've just been conditioned by your dog, buuuuut you get a cute dog, lmao.

[-] [email protected] 137 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is the basis of modern eugenics in the hopes that whites will reproduce more. I'm not even joking. This would be their dream.

https://www.npr.org/2022/06/06/1103372543/abortion-was-once-common-practice-in-america-a-small-group-of-doctors-changed-th

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