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[–] [email protected] 197 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Your name is Lizardman Lizardman?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well, if you have just 1 name, then technically, it's your first, middle, and last name at the same time

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can get behind it being a first and last name simultaneously, but can it be a middle name if it’s not surrounded evenly on either side by another name.

I guess we could say it is equally surrounded by nothing and therefore in the middle. I’m overthinking!!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I see your point. It's much weirder to say one thing is also the middle thing. It's probably much safer to say you have a middle name only if you have an odd number of names greater than one. You safely (IMO) have two middle names if you have an even number of names greater than two.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

The business cards are just ridiculous.

Lizardman Lizardman, Lizardman

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

The captions are off, originally it was, "Name, race, and occupation?" It was the only picture I could find, though.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Wait until you find out about the Mario brothers.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 3 months ago (3 children)

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

So likely his name, possibly only his last name.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe that's meant in a derogatory way though

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The entire song is derogatory. If you sing, "You're a butthole, Mr. Stinky", then you haven't identified who you're singing about, unless someone is actually named Mr. Stinky.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raymond_Edmunds

Raymond Edmunds (born 12 March 1944 at Queen Victoria Hospital, Melbourne, Australia), also known as the Donvale Rapist and Mr. Stinky

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Well I'll give you that one. I guess it's possible the Grinch, having lived nearby for a while, earned that as his nickname or also know as. Still not his job or ethnicity.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

does this imply that the song wasn't actually talking about the Grinch and he just projected onto it?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Full name Chauncey Tiffany Grinch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes, his first name is Ethan.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

‘Grinch’ is a holistic integration of multi-categorical nomenclatures.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Im going to use that on my friend who works in HR

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

He's not a who, he's a what

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
Which is why
High in the sky 
The Grinch didn't like Whoville very much
Every one was so-and-so, someone or such
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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It’s a title, like village idiot.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

Keep my wife's name out of your goddamned mouth!

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I can't find a specific image of it, only a reddit post talking about it, but in Grinch (2018) he buys green hair dye. I interpret that to mean he is just a normal whoville resident, but dyed green. I suppose his green grinch hair could be graying and he wants to look young, or he could just be some other color and chooses to be green, but I like to imagine him as some crazy naked hermit that makes himself green and everyone else just puts up with it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

I don't buy it. Anything beyond 1966 is not canon in Dr. Seuss' The Grinch-universe.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

In Dr Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), he was green since the day he ~~was born~~ drifted in on his pumbersella.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's most likely either a species (like the sneetches) or, to my mind, a descriptor given to him by the narrator. Keep in mind no character (namely the grinch, who does speak) ever refers to himself as such. Sort of like if someone narrated your life and called you "the grouch".

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Grinching wouold be a nice new slang term.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Grinching – the opposite of gooning.

"Yo fam you wanna go gooning later?"

"Nah I'm hard grinching rn fr fr"

[–] PervServer 6 points 3 months ago

Lil' bro is skibidi grinching smh

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I thought it was a character trait. I assumed he had a "Who" name, but no one uses it because he was being a dick all the time so they called him "the Grinch."

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It's his title, short for Exalted Grandiose Grinchimus Maximus de la Biblioteca.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

He's Mr Grinch, so it's at least his last name (and also explains him being THE Grinch who stole christmas). It's possible that it's also his job (see "Smith"), but prefer that grinching is named after him, a la Scrooge

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Grinch is s state of mind

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

it's a nickname

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