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[–] [email protected] 144 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sorry, the connection was choppy. Can you say that again?

[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is my go-to as well. "I'm sorry, my audio dropped out, I didn't quite catch that".

[–] RamblingPanda 16 points 1 year ago

"No no, the last few minutes. Not just the last word. My Internet really sucks at the moment"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Ich habe Sie akustisch nicht verstanden."

Just in case you are on with the German clients and you need the correct expression.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

I’m stealing this. This is smooth as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So glad that my team is largely composed of busy tech folk because going "Sorry I was multitasking" is a valid response haha.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Unless you've got some guy who knows multitasking is a bunch of bullshit and you just weren't paying attention and is enough of a dick to say it

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It really sucks that that makes you a dick, but yeah...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Calling people out for lying about spacing out during boring and mostly meaningless meetings is kinda a dickish move. Worker solidarity and all.

It makes sense to do it if you're management, I guess, but even then... Help each other out. Middle management has more in common with the lower level workers than they do with upper management.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Multitasking (or multipasking as it is known to Finnish speaking people) is not bullshit, but trying to focus on several things at once and fucking up each one of them.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Disassociate from a group, dissociate in your brains

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

For some of us, it’s both.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Can everyone see my screen?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, but you accidentally shared the one with the porn.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Sucking is kinda the point though.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I read it as a wild and free traveling cowboy, tricked by a sneaky man dressed as a rabbit. The rabbit-man invites him to a zoom call which in this world is inescable, bringing him to his fate as the boring businessman man in the last panel.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Are you an office drone dreaming you're a cowboy or a cowboy dreaming you're an office drone?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Sorry, I'm here but I'm not all there.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Guys, I'm embarrassed but I got to ask: can someone explain how it should be understood?

No, I'm not making fun of it. I legitimately don't understand it and I would like to.

From the other comments I get it's something about video calls at home and maybe people yelling while on them? I'm confused because the guy walking on the horse is also relevant (perhaps in minding his business and being disturbed by others yelling)?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

man was dissociating during a work zoom call while thinking about dissociating and whether it was "dissociating" or "dissasociating". he was pulled from his daydream by the person in the call asking him if Thursday was good. then they're all waiting for his answer and he doesn't even know what was asked.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Fuck. I hate this. Stop it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

This is how wfh can be for people who aren’t able to wfh productively.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago (29 children)

The people who zone out will do so in person as well. I am that person.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sorry you were saying? I was having a shit

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Or sometimes it's wise to filter out when some of your colleagues are filling out meeting time with nonsense. You only get brain fatigue and get nothing for it.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sorry people are piling on you! Tbh, I think your comment is more or less innocuous. I think it never helps to dig into it when people downvote lol

I really don’t think you deserved a lot of the harsher type comments, just my two cents

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I appreciate your comment. I wasn’t trying to be all “you should work, kids these days!” Or anything like that. Obviously I could have just ignored them, but sometimes we gotta die on the hill.

I think a lot of people don’t have a good working environment, and this hit home for them.

I get that people space out. Everyone does it at some point. My takeaway from all this is that I’m really glad I work with a group of people who respect each other and really want to help their fellow coworkers do the job they’ve been paid to do, so we all can pay rent.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Disassociate from somebody, or something you are associated with. Mentally dissociate. Is that right?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You're on mute!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

This feels like the ending to Terry Gilliam's Brazil (the real ending, not the Americanized bullshit version).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The two prefixes (dis and as) mean the opposite, so when you choose one you need to remove the other

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