Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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No idea

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

!No-eyed deer!<

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Took me a second to get it until I mentally switched to a Boston accent. lol

[–] Adverb 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs!

!Still no idea!<

[–] Adverb 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no reproductive equipment?

!Still no fucking idea !!<

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

What do you call a deer with three eyes?

Seymour

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.