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American Magic in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I'm out of spells, but I'm not out of shells.

surprising in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Humans can grow up to eight feet. Most of them only grow posthumously, hence the expression, "six feet under."

How do you fit an elephant in a refrigerator? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Explanation:

spoilerThere is no effin' way

Gender at the table in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Gending Machine

What happened with the sphinx though? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“What creature walks on four legs in the morning, two at noon and three in the evening?”

A kobold. In the morning it scurries around on all fours, trying to get everything in order before its master wakes up. At midday, it stands at attention before its master. By the evening, it gets tired and leans on its tail a bit.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

Every race gets one cool ability in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

One day I'm going to play an asexual bard, just to subvert expectations.

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Every race gets one cool ability (aussie.zone)
 
Listen here you little shit in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Rocs fall, everyone dies

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

He couldn't put the book down.

Fun fact: Lay on Hands doesn't require you to actually use your hands. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Baldur's Gate 3 explains it best (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW846h6FyU4#t=20215s

Fun fact: Lay on Hands doesn't require you to actually use your hands. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I've always said that druids have the most horny potential.

I have a joke about a broken pencil in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

What kind of pencil did Shakespeare use? 2B or not 2B?

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Designing encounters around my players' abilities (aussie.zone)
 
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