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Portapotty poetry (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago

Yeah, yeah, yeah, poetry, but who are we eating first? Where's the action?

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Yes but are we doing depth first or breadth first? Or maybe Dijkstra if we can come up with a reasonable cost function?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Fucking CS majors, man. *rubs temples*

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Where do you even GET to major in Counterstrike, anyway? 😛

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Or maybe Dijkstra

The Redanian spymaster/chancellor/crimelord? I'm not sure he's on our side tbh..

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

After you, my good sir or madam.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Alright, let's do this. LEEEROOOY JEEEENKIIINSSSS!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"Did he just pull the entire raid?"

Cue class wars

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Jamie Dimon’s Bedford House: A luxurious property located at 144 Sarles St, Mt Kisco, NY 10549

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

And not P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney? I'm disappointed.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Ooo JP Morgan, I like it!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

To be honest, eating them would be a bad idea because of how full of garbage they are. I say we recycle them or feed them to the zoo kitties. /S

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Boss makes a million

I make a buck

I cut the converter

Off the company truck

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I saw buck and converter and I thought you were going for an electronics joke

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

This world is in need of FULL BRIDGE RECTIFYING

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

just to be clear, when you say riot, you really mean eat the rich right?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Pad the coffers of our local guillotine co-op.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

That second to last word... Hues? Dues? Lues?

[-] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Would've been easier to see if they hadn't run out of pen dotting the j's

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Think it's lives

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And their grandpa Scrooge

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Here I sit, broken hearted..

Get the fuck off the pot, revolutions started

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

This is far better bathroom graffiti than "don't look up, you'll miss. Don't look down, you'll cry."

Although I quite like that one too.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Lets tip the power balance and tear down their crown, educate the masses and we’ll burn the white house down

~ Speak, by Queensrÿche

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Ya know, it's not that hard to get away with murder. Or arson, for that matter.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

It is when the victim has more money than some countries

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It's also far easier for the person with money to get away with.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And enough cash for body guards and/or a mercenary army. But let me indulge in wishful thinking, haha

[-] hoss 6 points 1 year ago

I mean, you can build a drone with parts bought with cash, and napalm is just bar soap gently dissolved in warm gasoline, and a relay/battery/grill sparker circuit can be triggered with the drone's remote control

Not that I ever think about what you could do with these things or any combination thereof...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Famous last words for sure 😄

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I imagine "it's not that hard to get away with murder" or "arson" was said by a lot of people currently in prison.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I imagine you're absolutely right lol

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Last line should be

"And take what's ours back"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

2030 is the date.

this post was submitted on 17 Apr 2024
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