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[–] [email protected] 240 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Someone needs to learn about cumulative effects.

[–] [email protected] 115 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sommeliers spit out the wine that they tell you to drink. Very suspicious. /s

This is such a dumb trope that keeps getting repeated in memes. Dosage size matters.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I think 99% of the people sharing the meme understand it is a joke.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Its a joke here because we don't have an anti-vax community.

If this was Facebook, this meme would be sex and candy for that crowd.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I smell sex and candy, yeah?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think 99% of the commenters don't

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think 99% of statistics are made up on the spot.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think you're 99% maybe right

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

It's not a very good joke.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jokes can still be dumb and unfunny.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Most dumb things are unfunny.

Sometimes seemingly dumb things are funny because they make you think a little bit and realize that it seems weird to someone who doesn't understand the context. This one is actually clever because without knowing the context of cumulative effects would be confused by the tech hiding behind a safety shield while telling you it is safe. The humor requires seeing it from someone else's perspective and having the knowledge of why it seems contradictory.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

thanks. I was not sure how to respond to this. I suspect they understand that doctors or more likely the nurse or tech would be exposed to dozens of xrays a day instead of less than one a year but you never know.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This is the internet. You never know if people are serious and if they take you seriously and sometimes not even if you are serious yourself

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Also we probably shouldn't tell them about background radiation.

For the curious a chest X-ray is about 0.02 mSv where your annual dose from background is about 2.4mSv, but this easily can be twice this if you live at high altitude or in an area with a higher level of radioactive minerals. Or if you are very lucky somewhere where both are a problem.

Hell airline crews are classified as radiation workers because the higher doses of cosmic radiation puts them over the threshold of on job exposure .

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Someone needs to learn about jokes

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This one doesn't work if you understand at even a basic level how x-rays and radiation work.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i understand and thought it was funny

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It wasn't a funny joke.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

People are upset when I throw a single pebble but when I throw a hand full they suddenly get really mad 🤷‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Is it cumulative? Or is it probability — which of course goes up if you shower yourself in radiation multiple times a day?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Radiation is not a matter of chance, but a matter of how much.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Every day, your body will probably generate at least one cell that would be cancerous if it wasn't for your immune system. If that probability goes up slightly as a result of mildly increased radiation that day, it likely won't overload the immune system's capacity to deal with it. If it is overexposed to radiation, eventually the greater probability of cancerous mutations exceeds the immune system's capacity.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone needs to learn about cumulative grenade.

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[–] [email protected] 179 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Imagine you're a bartender, and every time someone orders a shot, you have to take one too. One? Totally fine. Two? No problem. A hundred? You're gonna want a bucket (or a lead shield) to dump that shot (or radiation) in

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's what grenadine is for!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My friend, you have just revolutionized the field of radiology

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Ahhh you know, just doing what I can to help wherever I can.

[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 year ago

Tbf they are taking a lot of X-rays throughout the day with multiple patients. You’re but just one of them.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Eat one meatball sub and you're fine.

Eat 20 meatball subs a day, 5 days a week, for your entire professional career? Not medically advisable.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago

*Rad techs/radiographers

Also. 1 x-ray no biggie. 10000 x-rays real shit.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cause for you its probably your only xray for that year.

For the doctor its probably the 50th, of 500, that day.

So they go behind shielding to protect themselves from their massively higher than yours exposure.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So you're saying it'll hurt you a bit. But as long as it's not a ton of bits it doesn't really matter.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (8 children)

And they give you a lead vest to cover Your balls, but nothing to cover your head.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's actually really logical.

Your Balls constantly store and generate new DNA, which can easily be destroyed by X-Rays. Your Brain doesn't really.

So your Balls are really vulnerable to X-Ray, while your brain isn't

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also: where pee is stored. And we can't be irradiating that, or have we so soon forgotten?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Gotta protect vital organs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Because X-ray can not penetrate bones?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But can it penetrate boners?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It depends how hard boners are.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

They stay back as much for radiation protection as for protection from screaming patients being twisted into pretzels for clearer shots of your scoliosis

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Also doctors: ..... we're not using an x-ray ... Instead we're giving you a CT scan, which will give you 50 to 70 times more radiation exposure than one x-ray.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

Which isn't very much

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It kind of helps to have a 3D image sometimes, especially if you can use radiation-shielding or radioactive substances to contrast veins or organs. They are rarely used for bones of course.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

From a comment above "a chest X-ray is about 0.02 mSv where your annual dose from background is about 2.4mSv, but this easily can be twice this if you live at high altitude or in an area with a higher level of radioactive minerals"

So you get a choice between half the radiation from existing on Earth for a year, and a high tech diagnostic image, or... die from whatever disease you might have?

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