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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 79 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pronell@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You had what we call a shower epiphany.

[–] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 8 points 11 months ago

Is that what the kids call it these days? 🤭

[–] electro1@infosec.pub 8 points 11 months ago

whaaaaaat !! 😆

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My hands you may retard

Even the clocks are calling me names!

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 11 months ago

damn ableist clocks

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (3 children)

"was erected in 1892; removed from the site in 1964,[1] and restored and re-erected in 1981"

WTF were they doing that took 17 years to restore?

[–] bitwaba@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

He's old okay. It takes a little longer to re-erect than it used to.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago

refractory period

[–] Sizzler@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Corrupting him

There is a rhyming couplet Apology for Summer Time signed "J.W.R." affixed to the body of the clock:

"My hands you may retard or may advance my heart beats true for England as for France."

Not on my watch you don't.

"The couplet is a reference to the plan that the clock be permanently on Daylight Saving Time leading to the time being correct for France during the winter months and correct for the UK during the summer. However this policy was either changed, or never implemented, since recently it is on GMT in winter and BST in summer like all other clocks in Great Britain."

Hurrah, those cheese-eating surrender-monkeys have been fought back from the bally-old British shores once again.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Not just Little Ben, but also Medium Ben and Not-Quite-As-Big-As-Big-Ben Ben

[–] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's raining Bens! Hallelujah! It's raining Bens!

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah, not no more it ain't.

[–] MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Let's not forget...

[–] whyrat@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Same question, but for Big Red soda...

[–] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 7 points 11 months ago

We are asking the tough questions today. I'm proud of us and I think we should take the rest of the day off.

[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's near the small hadron collider.

[–] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

To paraphrase Professor Farnsworth, "That would require tiny hadrons. Do you know how much those things cost? I'm not made of money."

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[–] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

It's the name of the bridge, not the tower

EDIT: nvm, I apparently made that up. Please proceed.

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

new fact acquired - big ben is now also a bridge

[–] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I took their comment as a joke. Please be nice to @Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee. ✌️

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

oh so did i! i was jokingly learning a new incorrect fact

[–] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 1 points 11 months ago
[–] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 months ago

LMAO have an upvote. Happy Friday!

[–] ech@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 3 points 11 months ago

I appreciate your definitiveness. Happy Friday my friend. ✌️

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, but it does imply the existence of a Talking Ben.

[–] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"It's five o'clock and all is well, you cunts." 😄

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was referring to the cartoon dog called Talking Ben, you know, the guy we used to make phone calls with and he always replies with "ho ho ho"

But this is also a very good description.

[–] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Ahh I'd never seen that! How adorable.

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Little Ben mighta been the town crier

[–] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] sgibson5150@slrpnk.net 4 points 11 months ago

There's no need for insults! 😄