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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gettin' his nails did. Good for you lion

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“My, I bet you monsters lead interesting lives. I said to my girlfriend just the other day - Gee, I'll bet monsters are interesting, I said. And I'll bet you meet a lot of interesting people, too. I'm always interested in meeting interesting people. Now let's dip our patties in the water!”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I miss Looney Tunes so much.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe, originally it was a perfect rendition of a lion but a hundred years later, it got rubbed off and some old lady thought she'd fix it.

It's happened before!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The painting you're referring to was made in 1930 and the botched restoration was done in 2012, so less than 100 years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do you have the name of the piece? I would love to see it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ecce Homo.

(And I always have to resist adding "qui est faba" to that name whenever I think about it.)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

No pictures from 15th century so there's no definitive proof lions DIDN'T look like that hundreds of years ago...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

That lion has seen some shit

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

For someone who's never seen a lion, that's pretty accurate.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's what they look like every time they get their nails done, duh.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Applies to both cats and dogs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"You need to paint the King of Beasts."

Paints a perpetually confused inbred.

"...I'm going to allow this."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That's an uncanny resemblance to my wife in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You seem too rational to be my wife so I'm going with no.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I tell her that everyday.

It's part of what makes our bond so special.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The couple that shaves together...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I like the way he captured my eyes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Turns out he was lion.